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For Sale, Due To Market Changes

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For Sale, Due To Market Changes thanks to Barry McCartney

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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