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For Sale, Due To Market Changes

A ride for everyone who has recently lost money in the stock market

For Sale, Due To Market Changes thanks to Barry McCartney

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Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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