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For Sale, Due To Market Changes

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For Sale, Due To Market Changes thanks to Barry McCartney

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford


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