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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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