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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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