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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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