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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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