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Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

Food For Thought thanks to Ann Walters

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"
Rick Blaine: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." - Rick Blaine

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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