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Finger Olympics
Finger sprint to the finish line - Beijing or Bust!
I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin
The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff
Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker
Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin
The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff
Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker
Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
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