Finger Olympics
Finger sprint to the finish line - Beijing or Bust!
QuotaBillsI could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin
I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray
The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal
The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff
Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker
Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky