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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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