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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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