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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A setback has often cleared the way for greater prosperity. Many things have fallen only to rise to more exalted heights. - Seneca

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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