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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain


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