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Exactly How I Feel

How some Americans feel about their new President

Exactly How I Feel thanks to Bill Carter

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Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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