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Exactly How I Feel

How some Americans feel about their new President

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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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