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When in doubt, win the trick. - Edmond Hoyle

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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