Eggs with Eyes

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli