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Dutch Cowboy

Jeroen prepares for the Holland Cowlympics

Dutch Cowboy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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