Dutch Cowboy
Jeroen prepares for the Holland Cowlympics
QuotaBillsTantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt