Dutch Cowboy

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas