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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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