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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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