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Dutch Cowboy

Jeroen prepares for the Holland Cowlympics

Dutch Cowboy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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