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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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