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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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