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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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