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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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