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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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