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Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Years of not cleaning your computer

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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