#1 humor site on the 'net

Dollar Drop

Heads up re the latest financial woes

Dollar Drop thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears

Kayak Funeral

Dutch Bike

Breadlace

Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket