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Dollar Drop

Heads up re the latest financial woes

Dollar Drop thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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