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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The marathon can humble you. - Bill Rodgers

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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