QuotaBillsHope is a walking dream. - Aristotle
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton
Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin
I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy
Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett