Dog Marathon

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

The marathon can humble you. - Bill Rodgers

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles