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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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