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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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