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As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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