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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

All you need is love. - John Lennon

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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