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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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