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Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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