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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis