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'Pigging Out On The Farm' by Al Falfa

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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