CPU Marshmallows
For the computer with lots of byte
QuotaBillsWeeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez