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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Sanity is a cozy lie. - Susan Santag

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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