Cozy Home
My home may be small but it's cozy
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QuotaBillsLove begins at home. - Mother Teresa
Sanity is a cozy lie. - Susan Santag
Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder
What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland
Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong