Cozy Home

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon