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Couch Ouch

Acupuncture couch for deflated egos

Couch Ouch thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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