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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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