Computerholic

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney