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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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