Computer Challenged

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes. - Peter F Drucker

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay