Computer Challenged

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney