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Computer Challenged

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Rejection is a challenge. - Veronica Purcell

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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