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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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