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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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