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Circle Of Life

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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