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Chinese Shoelusion

Geisha Girl toe-wards the end of the 20th Century

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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