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Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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