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Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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