Chewing Gum Hazard
Government Health Warning - beware of 'Hemorrhoid Helper' workouts
Hemorrhoid Helper Class - Rectum? Darned near killed 'em!
QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi
It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco
If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx
I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke
There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates