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Chewing Gum Hazard

Government Health Warning - beware of 'Hemorrhoid Helper' workouts

Chewing Gum Hazard thanks to Wally Zatylny

Hemorrhoid Helper Class - Rectum? Darned near killed 'em!

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi


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