QuotaBillsThe first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb
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I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi
It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins