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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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