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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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