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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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