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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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