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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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