Broken Egg

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not meddle with that which I cannot mend. - Thomas Fuller

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor