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Broken Egg

How to repair broken Easter eggs

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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