Broken Egg

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

I will not meddle with that which I cannot mend. - Thomas Fuller

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke