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Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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