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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

It'll certainly give the pigeons something to do. - Pat Cash

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

There are monuments all over the Parliament Buildings and I've seen what the pigeons do to them. - Tommy Douglas

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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