Border Patrol At Its Finest

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash