Border Patrol At Its Finest

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry