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Border Patrol At Its Finest

Rare photo of the U.S. Border Patrol at work

Border Patrol At Its Finest thanks to Mike King

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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