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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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