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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer


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