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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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