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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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