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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

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Standing on end for your sweetheart

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers


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