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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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