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Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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