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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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