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Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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