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Some days it seems like nothing gets past the goalie

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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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