Big Wall
Some days it seems like nothing gets past the goalie
Ronaldinho scores many goals - but not at this game
QuotaBillsThere is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball
Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster