Big Wall

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy