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QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash