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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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