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Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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