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Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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