#1 humor site on the 'net

Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

QuotaBills
Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

How much money is enough? - Talmud

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


Sea Girl

Lifeguard Distancing

Merry Go Motorbike

Build Back Better - Season 2

Build Back Better - Season 1

Zamboni Date

Bagpipe Runners

9 Months On The Inside

Noah Called

The Mighty Stegosaurus

Get A Dog They Said

Are You Ready?

Down Day

Peddle Sewing Machine Sink

You Never Call

Dawntastic

Work Rules

Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers

Less Severe Inflation

Hotel Annex

King Stump

Diet Carbs

Home Made Limo

Cool Reading Room