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Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

Bed Springs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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