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Bed Springs

Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

Bed Springs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking for a way to spring out of bed in the morning?

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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