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Bear With Me

Hunting bear or bear hunting?

Bear With Me thanks to Mike King

When you know it’s time to get out of Dodge

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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