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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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