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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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