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Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne
Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch
Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus
I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather
I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin