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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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