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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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