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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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