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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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