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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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