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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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