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Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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