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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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