Baby's Off Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Find a shoulder to cry on, but not just any shoulder. - Lewis Schiff

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou