Baby's Off Day
Why does everything always happen to me?
QuotaBillsNewborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Find a shoulder to cry on, but not just any shoulder. - Lewis Schiff
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski
Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer
Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou