Baby Brew
Soothers to calm even the fussiest baby
Making bedtime more fun!
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster