Baby Brew

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster