Angry Mathematician

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce