Angry Mathematician

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski