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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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