Angry Mathematician

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer