Angry Mathematician

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers