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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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