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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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