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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One need not always be saying something in this noisy world. - Sarah O Jewett

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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