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Alzheimer's Wing

Abbotsford's new hospital for lost patients

Alzheimer's Wing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Dementia care isn't easy. Caring for a person living with Alzheimer's or a related dementia is difficult. In fact, caring is one of the most difficult undertakings that anyone could ever imagine. - Bob deMarco

Those with dementia are still people and they still have stories and they still have character and they're all individuals and they're all unique. And they just need to be interacted with on a human level. - Carey Mulligan

The first principle of love for persons with cognitive disability is to reveal to them their value by providing attention, concern and tenderness. Any experienced carer knows that the person with dementia, however advanced, will usually respond better to someone whose affect is affirming in tone. - Stephen Post


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