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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

A man is known by the company he owns. - Gerald F Lieberman

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. - The Bible

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

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