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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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