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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. - John Wayne

Never murder a man who is about to commit suicide. - German Proverb

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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