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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell


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