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A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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