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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

A man that is afraid is never a man. - Henry Ward Beecher

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. - Nicolas Baileau

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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