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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be. - Eckhart Tolle

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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