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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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