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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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