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My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Silence if the eternal duty of man. - Thomas Carlyle

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it. - George Clooney

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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