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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The man who keeps busy helping the man below him won't have time to envy the man above him. - Henrietta Mears

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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