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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your coach told you to do the first time. - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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