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World's Ugliest Dog

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[JP News]  2-year-old Chinese Crested & Chihuahua mix dog “Elwood” won the title of “World's Ugliest Dog of 2007” at the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest, held June 22, 2007, in Petaluma, Calif. Elwood weighs in at 6 lbs and was rescued as the result of a New Jersey SPCA investigation. Dark colored and hairless (save for a mohawk-like puff of white fur on his head), Elwood is often referred to as “Yoda,” or “ET” for his resemblance to those Star Wars characters.
World's Ugliest Dog thanks to Barbara Sylvester

World's Ugliest Dog thanks to Barbara Sylvester

World's Ugliest Dog thanks to Barbara Sylvester

World's Ugliest Dog thanks to Barbara Sylvester

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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