World's Shortest Fairy Tale

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown