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Fate is character. - William Winter

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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