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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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