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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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World's Shortest Fairy Tale thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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Bird Melons

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Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

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