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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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