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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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