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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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