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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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