Wine Worms

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan