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Wine Worms

When you might want to stick with OLD wines

Wine Worms thanks to Steve Lotz

Buying a different can of worms

Something fishy with bait & wine sales in Marysville, Ohio
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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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