QuotaBillsIn wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison