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Wine Gum Lamp

Illuminate your room with edible lighting

Wine Gum Lamp thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Place these fixtures out of the reach of children!

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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