Wine Gum Lamp

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry