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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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May love be what you remember most. - Darcie Sims

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

And if I please you so, my lover, remember praise is comely. - Countee Cullen

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Remember to do things for people that can't do things for you. - Ravi Zacharias

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a wrong note as long as you're singing it. - Pete Seeger

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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