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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand. - Artur Schnabel

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Put all excuses aside and remember this: you are capable. - Zig Ziglar

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Remember to do things for people that can't do things for you. - Ravi Zacharias

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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