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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Remember why you started. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Remember that failure is an event, not a person. - Zig Ziglar

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Recollection: To remember in great detail something that never happened. - Frank Dane

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

There's no such thing as a wrong note as long as you're singing it. - Pete Seeger

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

If the last thing you did was the last thing you do, how would others remember you? - High Valley

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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