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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

And if I please you so, my lover, remember praise is comely. - Countee Cullen

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

Remember that player who gave up? Neither does anybody else. Keep on going! - Unknown

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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