Why Men Need Post-It Notes

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

And if I please you so, my lover, remember praise is comely. - Countee Cullen

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Remember that player who gave up? Neither does anybody else. Keep on going! - Unknown

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus