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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - Earl Mac Rauch

Remember that failure is an event, not a person. - Zig Ziglar

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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