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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - Earl Mac Rauch

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown

Wink at small faults; remember thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin

Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy

Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar. - C S Lewis

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Remember to do things for people that can't do things for you. - Ravi Zacharias

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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