Why Men Need Post-It Notes

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Remember that failure is an event, not a person. - Zig Ziglar

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Those who cannot remember the past are destined to repeat it. - George Santayana

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus